Texas Armadillo Road Kill.  The poor dead Armadillo didn’t make it across the road and was run over, it even has tire tracks down the middle. 

This unusual Texas Armadillo Road Kill can be used as a small spoon rest, desk accessory or tea bag holder or even a gag git. 

Armadillos are also known as ’speed bumps’ in Texas and are the Southern Zodiac Sign* for those with birthdays between November 23 - December 21.  We love armadillos even though they love to dig up our yard! 

I know this is rather strange, but it does grow on you.  It’s a fun item and a real eye catcher - they are not available anywhere else!

The Armadillo Road Kill measures 5 1/4" long x 3“ tall.

This is a great alternative for the guys that don’t want some fancy item on their desk or dresser.  Makes a great GAG gift too!

*According to the Southern Zodiac Signs the Armadillo is the sign for birthdays between November 23 - December 21. 
The Armadillo Sign:  Despite your hard exterior, Armadillos are actually quite soft inside.  You’re old-fashioned, a throwback to a previous era.  Like, virtually prehistoric.  You will probably marry another Armadillo but you might want to check out Possums, also.

Also available are skunk, possum & squirrel road kill.